You Know You Are in MLM, Network marketing or Affiliate Marketing When …
- The first people you ask to join are your family
- You can’t wait until your neighbor’s hot daughter turns 18 ………. so you can recruit her!
- When Jack Bastide is on your FB friends list
- You have a garage full of Algae Pills, Skin Creams and weight loss Shakes
- When you keep saying “get three and it’s free”
- You get voice broadcasted daily
- When you start making a list of everyone you know…
- When all you focus on is becoming Diamond
- When you always use other people’s stories
- When you have a bunch of charges on your credit card statement from some Guy named Big AL
- When two hot chicks ask if you want to do a 3 way… and you think they are talking about a phone call
- When you see someone you haven’t seen in a couple of months and they ask “are you still doing _________??” when they’ve NEVER bought from you. Um, yeah, been doing it for 13 years, thanks for asking.
- When you get calls out if the blue from people you barely know who want to “catch up”
- When your rep keeps looking out the door or window saying “I know they are going to show up” (referring to their guest) who 60% of the time no-shows.
- When you promise someone brownies but never send them.
- You think Bobby Coleman Tar’Lese Rideaux Diane Hochman Franco Gonzalez and Rob Fore are badass
- You sign up the AT&T customer service rep as your newest brand partner (just happened today) *this call may be
*When you know what 6-4-2 means. - When you know that STP isn’t just an oil additive!
- When nobody in your family will return your phone call.
- Robert Blackman when you spend the house payment on an ad!
- When you rush your fast start check to the bank before it closes to cover a hot check!
- You count circles instead of sheep at night.
- When you look up the definition if “residual” and realize that’s just wrong!
- When your Viagra lasts longer than you’re personally sponsored
- You’ve prospected over 1000 people personally, showed “the plan” over 300 times, sponsored 100+ reps, and built a down line of a few hundred people that all QUIT… and you’re up line tells You “keep going, it’s a numbers game!” LMAO
- When you tell your wife you are making phone calls but play video poker until midnight!
- When u refer (duck) to someone else in the company that’s earning big $$ rather thank your own results.
- When Ur nickname is “scammer”
- The Shiny Bright Object Syndrome never ends, loll.
- You cringe every time you turn on your computer.
- Get a job to look for new recruits.
- You’re stuck in the Eroom…
- When you miss a commission check because your authorship was declined.
- When your spouse calls you and you do a three way call with your sponsor out if habit.
- When you think it’s ok to ask everybody you meet how much money they are making
- When you use “Form” everywhere on everybody.
- When your wife turns you down for sex you say: “Honey, I know how you FEEL, I FELT that way before, but here’s what I FOUND…”
- When you hear the words “Pre-Launch” you immediately go into a convulsion on the “Ground Floor” and lose your mind by joining yet another program you know nothing about!
- When you make MORE money with your EBay account selling your garage full of products than you do with your MLM commission check!
- The only way your wife can wake you up is with the smell of a dry erase marker pen…
- When you have to rent an extra self-storage unit because of your leftover auto ship product!
- If you’re in a nutritional/ weight loss company and you’re the leader presenting on stage but still fat! Ha-ha
*You think 3 who get 3, who get 3 will make you rich!